“I’m sorry but before we sit down, may I ask how old you are Jazmyn?”
“I’m 18 Captain Day, my birthday was two weeks ago December 13th, exactly one month before Darren’s on January 13th when he’ll be 20
. I tried to think straight I tried to be strong and surmount some sort of offence but when the tattered bits of my old blue school shirt was ripped from my chest I laid there in a heaving, sobbing, defeated mess.
. (with respect to my brother in arms The Marines who tell this Joke differently)
One day A boy was taking a piss in the bathroom, when a Marine Walked in in his dress uniform. Again The boys eyes got wide

“I’m sorry but before we sit down, may I ask how old you are Jazmyn?”
“I’m 18 Captain Day, my birthday was two weeks ago December 13th, exactly one month before Darren’s on January 13th when he’ll be 20
. I tried to think straight I tried to be strong and surmount some sort of offence but when the tattered bits of my old blue school shirt was ripped from my chest I laid there in a heaving, sobbing, defeated mess.
. (with respect to my brother in arms The Marines who tell this Joke differently)
One day A boy was taking a piss in the bathroom, when a Marine Walked in in his dress uniform. Again The boys eyes got wide

“I’m sorry but before we sit down, may I ask how old you are Jazmyn?”
“I’m 18 Captain Day, my birthday was two weeks ago December 13th, exactly one month before Darren’s on January 13th when he’ll be 20
. I tried to think straight I tried to be strong and surmount some sort of offence but when the tattered bits of my old blue school shirt was ripped from my chest I laid there in a heaving, sobbing, defeated mess.
. (with respect to my brother in arms The Marines who tell this Joke differently)
One day A boy was taking a piss in the bathroom, when a Marine Walked in in his dress uniform. Again The boys eyes got wide
